Nero (xenvoyx) wrote in anti_polarship,
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anti_polarship

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Summary: Well, looking on the internet on day. Jounouchi finds the polarshipping community.
disclaimer: don't own Jou of YGO. don't sue me.
Pairing: JouxVaron



"O___O WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Katsuya Jounouchi screamed, standing up from his computer, knocking the swivel chair over.

The blonde found a community that thought he and Mai belonged together.

The world had gone to hell in a handbasket.

"O_O WHAT. THE. HELL! I DON'T LOVE MAI! I DON'T WANT TO SCREW HER! I'M GAY!" he protested. "I SLEEP WITH VARON!"

At that moment, Varon sat up from underneath the covers, sheets falling to his waist.

"..What the hell are you yelling about?" he asked.

"O_O THIS!!!!" Jounouchi protested, pointing to the screen that had pictures of him and Mai together. He read one of the posts from the community members:

^__^ OMFG JOEYxMAI IS MY OTP OMFG 1223232!!!eleven!


"O_o What does that say?" Varon asked, squinting his eyes.

"O_O I DON'T KNOW! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE DAMMIT!!!" Jounouchi shouted.

Varon groaned, throwing a pillow at Jounouchi's head. "Shut up. Stop yelling. It's 3 am in the morning. I told you about surfing livejournal late at night." he asked.

"T_T Oh shut up! I'M SCARRED! I SHOULD FILE A LAWSUIT! The thought of me doing Mai is absolutely DISGUSTING! Sure, I saved her a few times, but that's because she's my friend and nothing more! ARGH!!!" Jounouchi replied, picking up the chair and slouching back down into it, brown eyes filled with anger.

"O_O I have to tell a friend about this! SOMEONE HAS TO BE APALLED BY THIS BULLSHIT! O_O I'M IMING NERO! AND CAITY! THEY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS!" he shouted suddenly.

"FINE! just stop yelling!" Varon protested.

Jounouchi crossed his arms and proceeded to IM two of the best anti-polarshippers in the entire world.

Hell was going to break loose. and Damn it Jou was going to set things straight.

~*~ Meanwhile ~*~

Kujaku Mai stumbled across the polarshipping community too.

A blood curdling scream pierced the night air.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! SHUT UP!" Varon screamed out the window.




XD!!!!!!! I had to. Oh yeah. I don't own Caity either. She owns herself.
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